Joan Rivers, 1967. Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons .
Joan Rivers famously cut through pretense with humor and honesty. I’m doing the same for reviews.
Trying to collect a bunch of 5-star reviews isn't going to magically fix your business.
Your efforts to “get more 5-star reviews” can actually damage your credibility and drive customers away.
The real problem isn’t lack of stars, it’s lack of consistent reviews. An ongoing flow of fresh reviews wins every time.
Watch this short 2½ minute video to learn more. →
Find out how now with a fast, no-obligation Review Health Audit. Discover your exact steps to spark a steady flow of authentic, customer attracting reviews. Start Free Audit
Kickstart momentum with a free Review Health Audit—no sales call required.
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Collecting reviews is a complicated, time-wasting nightmare… and for what?.
No one knows how to write a polished review, and I already have enough to do — so why add more work?
Rave Review Guru makes the process fast and easy. Our system cuts through the hassle, to give you fresh reviews flowing in like clockwork.
Reviews feel like a homework assignment. They're seen as an unwanted chore.
People find reviews to be too much work with no real reward, so they ignore your requests.
With the Rave Review Guru you easily inspire your customers and spark their desire to write a review for you.
My staff and I are uncomfortable asking customers to write reviews.
Customers say they're overwhelmed by the number review requests they get. They just delete them.
You need reviews because they're word-of-mouth promoting your business to 1000s 24/7
Rave Review Guru makes the process fast and easy. Our system cuts through the hassle, to give you fresh reviews flowing in like clockwork.
One negative review could tank your reputation overnight. But a lack of a consistent flow of reviews will also tank your business.
Worse, trolls, unhappy customers and disgruntled ex-employees can use the process for revenge.
Keep negative feedback private and request removal for troll reviews.
Rave Review Guru makes the process fast and easy. Our system cuts through the hassle, to give you fresh reviews flowing in like clockwork.
Most owners, staff, and customers are all equally clueless about how to write a polished review. It's the blind leading the blind.
How can you expect your customers to write a review if you don't know how?
We give your team a one-minute “Ask Script,” simple prompts customers can follow, and real review examples—so everyone knows how to ask, and customers know exactly what to write (without sounding fake).
Businesses often wait too long before asking and their email or text messages are easily ignored.
Or they don't bother to ask at all and just wait for their customers to spontaneously write a review.
We time the ask for the “peak-happy” moment, deliver a two-tap review link, and automate a friendly nudge 48–72 hours later. Right timing + low friction = more reviews, fast.
Kickstart momentum with a free Review Health Audit—no sales call required.
Find out how now with a fast, no-obligation Review Health Audit. Discover your exact steps to spark a steady flow of authentic, customer attracting reviews. Start Free Audit
